- Garry Breitkreuz, Yorkton-Melville, Saskatchewan.
- Shelly Glover, St. Boniface, Winnipeg, Manitoba.
- Gary Goodyear, Cambridge, Ontario.
- Helena Guergis, Simcoe-Grey, Ontario.
- Tom Lukiwski, Regina-Lumsden-Lake Centre, Saskatchewan.
- James Lunney, Nanaimo-Alberni, BC.
- Andrew Saxton, North Vancouver, BC.
- Gail Shea, Egmont, PEI.
- Lisa Raitt
- John Baird
- Stephen Harper
- Jason Kenney
- Vic Toews
- Maxime Bernier
and an endless cast of right-wing whackjobs.
CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: If you have a favourite Stephen Harper Party member of Parliament, by all means, write 'em up and e-mail it in. There's enough deranged whackjobbery to go around.